Trafford Centre Christmas Lights Switch-On
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006


I went off to watch Katie Price and Peter Andre singing a duet together, in aid of the Trafford Centre Christmas Light Switch-On.
I had no idea Jordan thought she could sing!
Anyway, I find out when I get there that she’s cancelled due to ‘ill health’. Apparently, this is a bit of a habit of hers, and this time allegedly because an ex of hers was singing as well.
I don’t really keep up with teen culture and soaps, so I had no idea who anybody was. They were all c**p.
Lots of screaming girls were convinced otherwise though… who is this Richard Fleeshman they were so ecstatic about?
And the Coca Cola Gospel Choir, what the f**k is that about? I’m not religious, but I do believe a Gospel choir sings The Gospel, hence it’s name. A Gospel Choir praising the great God of Coke during a Christmas ceremony in a shopping mall with Jordan singing is everything that is wrong with our culture.




















